Why go with you and a tour and not just by myself?
Well I suppose you could, but seasoned world travelers alike know, if you’re in unfamiliar territory you’ll most certainly pay more and get less. This is a great deal for guys that don’t want to waste valuable vacation time roaming in taxis, scouting out seedy overpriced hotel rooms, wandering aimlessly for miles. Bring a friend and get $100 off each fare or make new ones on our journey.
What are the girls like towards foreigners and Americans in particular?
Wow, they’ll be so happy to see you and with very sincere attitudes they’ll proudly please you to your hearts’ content and beyond. Americans are very well liked across the board in Thailand. Thailand is the USA’s #1 allie in Asia.
Is it a direct flight?
There are no direct flights to Thailand as of now, from the US. Our 1 scheduled layover is less than 3 hrs. Airlines we take vary from tour to tour. Flight is about 14 hrs, then a 2 hr layover then about 3 more hours to Bangkok. I promise you, it’s worth the distance. Also, remember on the flight your meals are included as is your entertainment system with movies games music etc. headphones provided or bring your own. Alcohol is typically included on these flights as well. Be careful to stay hydrated. Flying can dehydrate. Stay hydrated.
Can I just buy a land package tour and arrange my own flight?
Yes , email me via our “contact us ” page for further details.
Can I drink the water?
Good clean bottled water for pennies will follow you everywhere.
Can I get an American franchise burger if I want?
Yes Burger King, McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, Hooters and Starbucks are all a short walk from the hotel right across the street from the beach.
Can I bring a girl back with me?
Yes you have many options if you’re a US citizen and if you’re not you still have some options. I have more info or check the website links page (travel state government). Make it happen – come along on the tour.
Can I go for less time?
Yes, come with us and let me know when you need to return home and I’ll adjust your rate.
When is your next mixer?
It depends on when you might want to travel. If you want to go on the next scheduled tour and we’ve already had a recent mixer call to schedule. If you’re looking to travel beyond the next scheduled trip let me know and I’ll put you on the guest list for the next mixer and we’ll contact you with an invitation. Book early, spaces limited to small group of about 10 or less.
Can I bring my wife or g/f?
Sure, some do. If you’re into that sort of thing.
What about sexually transmitted diseases?
I recommend safe sex. I’ll take you to clubs where the girls are tested on a regular basis and if you want STD tests are available for about 20.00 USD with results in 2hrs in Pattaya Beach.
What ages are the girls?
18 is the legal age of consent. In the gogo bars etc most of the young women are in their early 20’s however there are thousands of women of all ages available.
What about the crime?
Compared to the US, crime is almost non-existent in Thailand. You’ll feel very safe with us in Pattaya Beach. These stats and more are available in handouts at the mixers.
Do I need a ride to the airport?
I will have a vehicle sent to pick you up at no charge from the greater Los Angeles area and take you to Los Angeles Int’l Airport. You must request this service at least 14 days before the tour. Rides from Bangkok airport to our hotel and back to the airport are included in your tour package.
What is included in the package?
Round trip airfare (& taxes) from LAX to BKK.
Private hotel room with a/c , private balcony, cable tv, walk in shower, mini fridge,in room safe,in room wifi.
Transport to LAX from the greater Los Angeles area upon request 14 days or more prior to departure.
Soapy massage (full service) 90min typically on our first full day. Several girls to choose from.
First 2 drinks each evening as we head out to our first gogo bars/clubs. Usually after the first stop or two , the guys will begin to select a companion for the evening ,and off they go.
How much money should I bring?
Beyond the price of the package, I’d recommend $150-$250/day to cover ALL your expenses. You can bring cash, travelers checks or ATM debit card or credit cards. There are money exchange kiosks everywhere are ATM machines as well. There is a small safe in the room, very handy.
What’s the weather like?
The temperature is most always between 75 and 95 degrees F.
How should I pack?
Very light. Shorts, short sleeved shirt or t-shirts and comfortable walking shoes. Toiletries . Next day laundry service available for a nominal fee. You can actually buy everything you need there if you wish , and usually for less money.
What about using my electrical appliances over there?
The outlets in your room will work with your USA devices and appliances.
Will my cell phone work over there?
If your cell phone uses a SIM card you’ll be in luck . You can purchase pre-paid/loaded SIM cards all over the place there. Just switch it out with the one in your phone and you’re good to go.
Is there computer access in Pattaya Beach?
Yes, widely available. At the hotel and many Internet cafes. WiFi is free in your room. Just phone down to the front desk for the password.
What if I need medical attention?
There are 3 major hospitals right in Pattaya Beach. Doctors are available to your hotel room if needed , for a very reasonable price. If you need a doctor to your room, just call down to the front desk and they will send one up.
How long does it take to get a passport?
It’s easy; your post office probably has an application or we will get you one. Apply early since it may take 6 weeks, there is a service that will for an extra fee rush the process in 2 weeks. Check my website links page then click on “travel state government” and there you’ll see “passports” on the left of that page. A passport is a good idea anyway, keep a current one always. No Visa Required for US citizens and US permanent residents. If you are applying for a new passport i recommend you visit only the .gov website otherwise you’ll be paying a look a like middle man service fee etc.
Can I get Viagra there?